I get fired up at those who watch from the sidelines instead of joining in the fight. I cheer for the underdog.
I can cuss like a loose lipped cashier in a truck stop. I hate truck stop bathrooms. I love truck stop food. I love food.
I collect unusual toys and artifacts. Monkeys make me smile. Clowns do not.
I collect paper (old news clippings, letters, postcards and the like). I am a packrat.
I love thin mint girl scout cookie ice cream. I love to people watch. I love people watch while eating ice cream.
I love crayons. If I was a crayon, I would be burnt sienna.
I love the smell of new books. I love the smell of fresh cut lawns. I love to read a new book while I watch the lawnboys cut the lawn.
I dig deep conversations about politics, sex and religion. I get annoyed by ignorance.
People with brilliant minds are hot. People with brilliant minds and body odor are not.
I love a mystery. Investigative reporting intriques me. Creative people make me happy.
I like men in uniform. I like men on motorcycles. I like men in uniform on motorcycles.
Angelina Jolie is sexy. George Clooney is sexy. Lyle Lovett is not. |
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