CRYSTAL METH PACKIN' PIRATE

A proud moment in Oklahoma criminal history...

Last Friday, the cops in Jay, Oklahoma, busted into 64-year-old Larry Harper's used car business, after an undercover officer bought drugs from him. And they did find some during the search, that Larry was hiding. . . IN HIS PROSTHETIC LEG.


When the cops took his leg and flipped it over, almost an ounce of crystal meth fell out. That's worth more than $3,000.


According to the sheriff's office, when the cops found the meth in the fake leg, Larry just laughed.


The bust also turned up two other ounces of meth, several bags of marijuana, two handguns and $34,000 in cash.


(CBS 6 - Tulsa)

Local Bad Boy takes the Purse!

Grady Brewer is the champion of ESPN's "The Contender". He defeated Steve Forbes in a 10-round split decision in a live, nationally-televised bout on ESPN. Brewer wins a $500,000 payday. Neither fighter was knocked down in the fight. Brewer started strong, and appeared to win the first two rounds. Throughout the fight, he threw more punches, and connected more often than Forbes. Two judges scored it 96-94 for Brewer. The third saw it 96-94 for Forbes.


final round

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YouTube of the Day

Today's video of the day shows the perils of large-bosomed TV reporters doing live broadcasts from massive concert festivals.

Enjoy...

Guess who has six toes....

Does KATE HUDSON walk among the Polydactyl folk? If you believe your eyes and don't assume the photo has been doctored in some way then yes yes you do.

Axl Rose Wigs Out ...

Every GUNS N' ROSES tour starts out with a bang. The band looks great, AXL ROSE appears energized and safely on his meds. . . and you think maybe. . . just maybe. . . THIS is the tour that goes off without a hitch.


But then, little by little, things start to crumble. Axl starts getting visibly angry during gigs. . . stopping in the middle of songs to yell at his bandmates, the audience, the sound guy or whoever.

Before you know it, he's ending shows early. Then gigs are getting CANCELED because he's not even bothering to show up. And, just like that, the remainder of the tour gets called off.


Well, last Thursday's Guns gig in San Francisco may have been the beginning of the end. Axl stopped in the middle of a pretty weak performance of "Sweet Child O' Mine" to berate some kid in the audience who was apparently being unruly or something.

WARNING: Naughty language ahead

Check out the tirade

Ice Cream Genius

HERE'S A PREVIEW OF THE ICE CREAM THAT WILL CONTRIBUTE TO YOUR CHUBBINESS IN 2007 AND BEYOND:


Ben & Jerry's is wrapping up a contest to decide on a new ice cream flavor. . . and, since it'll be going straight to your delicious thighs soon enough. . . we figured you should get a preview.


--On October 4th and 5th, the Ben & Jerry's higher-ups will taste-test these five ice cream flavors. . . and decide which one they'll mass produce. . . to produce some mass. (--HI-YO!!!)


#1.) MOJITO. Lime-based sherbet with mint, brown sugar and rum.


#2.) PUTTIN' ON A RITZ. Vanilla ice cream, caramel and Ritz crackers.


#3.) ITALIAN RENAISSANCE. Amaretto Liqueur ice cream, cherry chunks and sliced almonds.


#4.) WACKIE CHAN. Sweet Cream and Ginger ice creams, with chocolate-covered fortune cookie bits and a fudge swirl.


#5.) APRICOT-ABRA. Vanilla ice cream mixed with apricot chunks, dark chocolate and tart apricot preserves. (--This is my personal choice. I think I would trade the ability to see my toes for this flavor.)


(Burlington Free Press)

Paris and the Homeless Man

Paris Hilton was going through the drive-thru of a McD's. . . when a homeless guy came right up to her car window and asked her for a hundred bucks. Because there were paparazzi swarming her car with cameras and video..she did it! She even posed for photos with the man. She still sucks rocks but the homeless guy caught a lucky break.

Video for anyone that cares

Willie's Stash

We found a photo of the actual stash the cops recovered from WILLIE NELSON'S tour bus on Monday. It's taken from Monday's newscast from KATC-TV in LaFayette, Louisiana.


--As you may recall. . . the cops confiscated 1.5 pounds of marijuana and a bag of MAGIC MUSHROOMS, estimated at two-tenths of a pound. It shows the stash in all its glory. . . as well as what appears to be some drug paraphernalia.

The New Monopoly is on shelves!

Okay Monopoly lovers, collectors and ummm geeks... the latest version of Monopoly is on the shelves for a kid-unfriendly price of just $29.99. The railroads have been changed to major airports. In keeping with the times.. you get a cool 2 mill for passing go and the rents are HIGH paying even the crappy purple ones.

You voted and see your results for the landmarks represented on the newest board.

Don't stress though .. Hasbro would never get rid of their classic.

View the board

Does the $20 show the Towers burning?

This has been going around for a few years but now, with the five-year anniversary of 9/11, it's back. If you fold a $20 bill correctly. . . it kinda looks like the Twin Towers. . . burning.

A Fairy Ring...no really

After a much needed downpour of rain over the last couple weeks, mushrooms were popping up everywhere. I happened to notice a fairy ring in a neighbors yard and stopped to snap some shots for those that havent seen one before.

In English folklore, fairy rings were said to be caused by fairies or pixies dancing in a circle, wearing down the grass beneath their feet. Toads would then sit on the basidia, poisoning them, hence the name toadstool.

In Scandinavian folklore, these circles were attributed to the elves and were called älvdanser, i.e. elf dances.

In German-speaking Europe, fairy rings are known as Hexenringe, or "witches rings", stemming from an old mediaeval belief that the rings represented places where witches would have their gatherings.

Another myth states that fairy rings are doors into the fairies world, transporting people to other places, or make people appear in the same place in a different time.

Read more here

Football Gone Bad

Parents going INSANE at their kids' little league games isn't anything new. . . IDIOTS have been doing that for generations. But what went down at a youth football game in Stockton, California (--about 80 miles east of the Bay Area). . . that takes it to a whole new place.


--36-year-old Cory Petero of Riverbank, California, is an assistant coach of the Riveroak Redskins. . . a youth football team with kids ages seven to 14. . . and his son is on the team. (--Riveroak is a combo of kids from Riverbank and Oakdale, California.)


--On Saturday, Riveroak was playing the Stockton Bears. . . and on a punt return late in the game, 13-year-old Brian Wood of the Bears TACKLED Cory's son after the play was over.


--The referee was about to flag Brian for a late-hit penalty. . . when Cory came sprinting out on the field. . . and TACKLED Brian. Hard.


--That set off a brawl that emptied the stands.


--Cory has been charged with FELONY CHILD ABUSE. . . and the Delta Youth Football League has given him a lifetime ban from coaching. (Modesto Bee / CBS 5 - San Francisco)

Check out the video

Introducing Suri Cruise....

We can only hope that the media's unnatural, venomous obsession with SURI CRUISE will be over, now that TOM CRUISE and KATIE HOLMES have allowed their baby to be photographed for the issue of "Vanity Fair" that hit newsstands TODAY.

He's Bringin' Stupid Back

If you think Paris Hilton and Ashlee Simpson are the absolute "bomb" than you are gonna love the jams that K-Fed is throwin' at ya.

K-Fed Loses Control

The Sandwich King/Queen

Yesterday was "Invent A New Sandwich" day and the morning show held a contest between the two of them... Indie reigned supreme! Although her PBBJ (peanut butter, bacon and jelly) sandwich was a complete flop, the Shredded Pig On A Bun (pulled pork in sauce with the secret ingredient being cocoa) was a hands down win! Thanks to our brave volunteer tasters. Check out some photos including Aimee and Crystal from I-Hop that stopped in to help, the infamous PBBJ sandwich and the winning sandwich.