Paris and the ManSkank

No idea who this chick is but she happened to be outside a Hollywood nightclub when the manskank oil heir BRANDON DAVIS was going in. . . and coming out. . . of the joint. And she unleashed a verbal tirade upon him that blew his drunken "firecrotch" ramble against LINDSAY LOHAN straight out of the water.

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The Trashing Begins...

UGLIEST DOG CONTEST HACKED

For the last 17 years, the Sonoma-Marin Fair in California has held the WORLD'S UGLIEST DOG CONTEST. This year, they added an online competition so that people from around the world could vote. But last week, some cyber-geek HACKED the website and erased 40,000 votes for PEE WEE, the horribly ugly mixed-breed pooch who was in the lead!!! So. . . they've had to start the voting over, and hopefully this time, it will be more secure. It certainly sounds like they've really increased security. Tawny Tesconi, the chief executive of the fair, told a local newspaper reporter, quote, "We've been putting in some firewalls or whatever they're called to prevent the vote stealing from happening again." (KTVU.com)


horrific exploitation of man's best friend. . .

She Did It Again....

When is enough enough? Here is video of Britney almost dropping her baby boy, Sean Preston, yet again. You can clearly see that the real cause of the accident is all the media swarming around her as she's trying to get to her car. Check it out. . .

The Video Evidence

And to keep their reputation intact... the same moronic twits film her obviously upset and crying at a table.

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Disgusting Food Finds

Remember last year’s Wendy’s finger in the chili hoax? Here’s a round-up of some gross things that have been found in food by restaurant patrons (including the recent Wendy's incident). Three of these complaints actually turned out to be legitimate:

Phony Finger: In January 1987 two men in California informed police that they had found a human finger in a can of Juanita's Menudo soup. The 'finger' turned out to be a piece of tripe (which is the muscular lining of beef stomach) carved to look like a finger. The men had placed the object in the soup themselves.

Chicken McNoggin: On the night of November 27, 2000 a woman in Newport, News Virginia bought a box of chicken wings at a local McDonald's (the store was test-marketing fried chicken wings). Upon taking the meal home, she discovered an unpleasant surprise: a breaded, fried chicken head was included with the wings. She immediately contacted the media and a lawyer. Reporters who examined the head said that the batter on it did look exactly like the batter on the wings, so it didn't seem to be something she had created herself. However the woman refused to turn the head over to McDonalds for examination.

Clam Condom: In Feb. 2002 a woman was eating a bowl of clam chowder at a McCormick and Schmick's seafood restaurant in Irvine, CA when she bit down on something rubbery. She thought it was a piece of calamari, but when she spit it out into her napkin she discovered that it was a condom. She immediately complained and the restaurant manager took the condom from her. The woman later sued and won an undisclosed settlement from the restaurant. The restaurant itself tried to sue the supplier of the clam chowder, but a judge ruled in favor of the supplier.

Fried Mouse: In September 2003 a man was eating a three-piece combo meal at a Popeye's Fried Chicken in Baltimore when he bit down into a deep-fried mouse that had somehow gotten lodged in between the skin and the meat of the chicken. Police said that the complaint seemed to be legitimate. That restaurant had been cited for rodent infestations in the past.

Soup Mouse: A woman and her son were eating at a Cracker Barrel restaurant in May 2004 when the woman found a mouse in her bowl of vegetable soup. She immediately began screaming, prompting many of the other restaurant patrons to leave. While it investigated the incident, Cracker Barrel stopped serving vegetable soup at all 497 of its restaurants nationwide. Police eventually concluded that the woman had placed the mouse in the soup herself in an attempt to extort money from the restaurant. An autopsy had shown that the mouse had died from a skull fracture, not from drowning in soup.

Fried Baby Foot: In July 2004 a family in Durham, North Carolina found what appeared to be a breaded, fried baby's foot in their frozen chicken dinner bought at a local supermarket. The police later identified the object as a piece of dough that a prankster had shaped to look like a baby's foot. The police concluded that tampering took place before the frozen chicken pieces arrived at the supermarket.

Chili Finger: In March 2005 Anna Ayala sat down to eat a bowl of Chili at a Wendy's restaurant in California but encountered an unpleasant surprise. She bit down on something hard, spit it out, and discovered that it was a human finger. She claims that she then began vomiting. Wendy's launched an internal investigation, but couldn't identify anyone involved in the preparation of the food who was missing a finger. The company also offered a $100,000 reward for any information about how the finger could have gotten into the chili. Meanwhile the police launched their own investigation, and a month later arrested Ayala herself after concluding that she was the one who put the finger in the chili.

Behold! The House of Cans

The building and displays were constructed between 1998 and 2001 with the help of Jeff's father Fred, friends and other family members. The collection, which numbers in excess of 50,000 different cans, is the second largest of it's kind in the world. The collection is divided into geographic regions, with seperate rooms for each region. We are always happy to have visitors, some who have come from as far away as the Netherlands and South Africa to see this unusual collection.

Presenting the House of Cans

Ian's Shoelace Site..... no really

Most people only know the one shoelace knot that they learned as a child, having been taught by either a parent, a sibling, a relative, a teacher or even another child. Many are surprised to learn that there's more than one method, let alone sixteen!


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CNN Does it Again

Like he does every year during May sweeps, Our President insisted on screwing up our TV viewing pleasures so he could "speak". It was all about immigration but that's not what everyone's talking about. No. . . they're talking about CNN panning to the President about a minute before his speech started.

CNN cut to a feed from the Oval Office showing Bush practicing his speech. He delivers a line about the immigration protests. . . then looks off to the side, apparently for direction.

Glorious!

Oh George George George

George Michael was popped napping behind the wheel for the second time.

But maybe that's safer than him actually driving anywhere—because when he eventually woke up he MOUNTED a central reservation and PLOUGHED straight into a bollard.

The guy who woke him up said, quote, "He was sweating heavily and had his iPod on. That's probably why he didn't hear all the angry tooting behind him. He got going again, but was weaving all over the place. . . He looked wasted. He just drove on."

Snooze you lose

The Injustices of OJ

Remember hearing rumors that O.J. SIMPSON was filming a "Punk'd"-style prank show called "Juiced"??? Well, it's been filmed, and it's being offered as a one-hour pay-per-view special this month. (--A 90-minute, uncensored DVD version is gonna be sold over the Internet for $19.95 at some point.)


I think most people can agree that seeing O.J. have any kind of fun at all just reeks of injustice. But what's really causing a stir is a scene in which O.J. has fun with his WHITE BRONCO. . . the same vehicle in which he led police on that infamous LOW-SPEED CHASE back in 1994, after they came to arrest him for the murders of his ex-wife NICOLE BROWN and her friend RON GOLDMAN.


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Keifer Vs. The Christmas Tree

Sad yet witty all at the same time.. take a peek at Keifer Sutherland in just ONE of his drunken escapades.

According to reports, Kiefer said, quote, "I hate that (effing) Christmas tree. The tree HAS to come down!" He then informed a hotel employee that he would PAY for the tree in exchange for permission to ATTACK IT. Permission was granted, and Kiefer took a FLYING LEAP directly into the tree.


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Congrats to the happy couple!

A 33-year-old Malaysian man who married a 104-year-old woman said it was "God's will" that he tie the knot with someone old enough to be his great grandmother.

For her part, the bride said she hoped the marriage would last.

"It may seem strange to those who don't understand us but I have found peace since we got married two months ago," Muhammad Noor Che Musa was quoted as saying by the Malay-language Harian Metro.

The daily splashed pictures of a beaming Muhammad with his wife Wook Kundor whose smiling wrinkled face was framed by a Muslim headscarf.

Muhammad, who was a lodger in Wook's house, said he initally felt sorry for her as she was lonely but over time his feelings had grown stronger despite the 71-year age gap.

Muhammad said it was "God's will" that they fell in love.

He said many villagers near their home in northern Terengganu state did not understand his decision to marry Wook and some had questioned his motives.

"I know society is cynical but I didn't marry Wook for her money. She is poor," he said. "Her only asset is her deep religious knowledge. Through her, I can deepen my knowledge of the religion."

Wook was quoted as saying: "I hope this marriage will last. I ask that people view our marriage in a positive light as we have not done anything that is forbidden by God."

Copyright © 2006 Agence France Presse.

PLAY-DOH Perfume

Remember that PLAY-DOH smell from your childhood?

As part of Play-Doh's 50th anniversary celebration, Hasbro is selling Play-Doh-scented perfume ~ "Those fresh-from-the-can, full-of-potenial, childhood memories"

A one-ounce bottle is on sale for $19 online. (BusinessWire)

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Another freaky hubby with a slave contract

A kinky "slavery contract" may play a central role in a messy divorce case involving a Wisconsin businessman and his estranged wife, who allegedly agreed to the bizarre pact several years before their 2005 marriage. The six-page unsigned pact, a copy of which you'll find below, spells out explicit rules for the relationship between "Master" Kevin Anderson and "slave" Kimberly O'Brien. The contract, which notes that it is "no way legally binding in a court of law," also stipulates what kind of punishment would be meted out by Anderson, 50, if O'Brien, 45, violated its terms. The contract was filed as an exhibit to a civil complaint filed in late-March by O'Brien, who claims that her estranged husband forced her into the slavery deal and later beat her for violating a separate demand that she remain naked at all times while in the couple's home.

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