Comedian GILBERT GOTTFRIED has been named the UNSEXIEST MAN IN THE WORLD... DUH

After pouring through thousands of photographs, millions of frames of movies and TV shows, the staff at thephoenix.com has compiled a list of the least sexy males on the planet.

Gilbert Gottfried: Rumor has it that Gilbert is the heir apparent to Uncle Milty when it comes to what he's packing, but that still can't save him. The parrot-voiced, pickled-face comic is to sexy what Kryptonite is to Superman.

Also making the list of the 100 UNSEXIEST men are MICHAEL JACKSON, JERRY SEINFELD, RON HOWARD, KEVIN FEDERLINE and CLAY AIKEN.



#1.) GILBERT GOTTFRIED

#2.) New York Yankees pitcher RANDY JOHNSON

#3.) ROGER EBERT

#4.) DR. PHIL

#5.) ALAN COLMES. . . (--The liberal punching bag for conservative jag-off SEAN HANNITY on the Fox News show "Hannity and Colmes".)

#6.) NICKELBACK singer CHAD KROEGER

#7.) R.E.M. bassist MIKE MILLS

#8.) OSAMA BIN LADEN

#9.) JAY LENO

#10.) DON IMUS

Disco the Kid tribute to K-Fed

I for one would like to applaud the musical genius that is ...K-Fed. He has opened the door for new rap musicians to display their talents. Once again we are introduced to yet another act with a computer and a microphone but the difference is that these guys actually have talent.. ummm well.. no really give a listen.

Disco the Kid completely rocks the house with "Wigga Please"... a tribute to K-Fed!

Visit them at myspace.com to hear the Wigga!

K-Fed dissed again ... get used to it

Ummm okay so these two incredibly whitebread investment bankers have a problem with K-Fed (as does anyone else with any taste for talented musicians). Sadly their musical talent is equal to Federline but nonetheless its funny and it got them attention.

Here is just a sample of their sweet sweet lyrics ...

"So Kevin this is a warning track
My album's gonna sell like the Farmers Almanac
You're as popular as a (poop)-flavored Tic-Tac
With a career that's going nowhere like a cul-de-sac
But don't worry I'm sure you'll bounce back like Amtrak
Unless you have a panic attack
When you realize that my album's gonna be the soundtrack
In every Cadillac, Pontiac, and crack shack from here to Iraq
But you deserve a pat on the back
For letting me take you to school like a (effin) backpack."

Below is a link to their myspace.com site

DJ Dirty Beagle and Names

Wanna hear a little bit of their rap genius? Your wish is my command ...
Wakeup-K-Fed.mp3

VIDEO: Smoking Gun and the DEA Agent

Almost two years ago, we heard about the D.E.A. agent who was giving a gun safety lecture to a youth group in Florida. . . and accidentally CAPPED HIMSELF in the leg!!! And then, last March, the VIDEO of him doing it hit the Internet.


--Well, now it's 2006. . . and the guy has decided to SUE. Not us, for spreading around his tale of woe with such pure bliss. . . no, he's suing the GOVERNMENT, for letting the tape get out.


--The agent is 45-year-old Lee Paige of Orange County, Florida. . . (--his name was never released before). . . and he's filed a federal lawsuit accusing the D.E.A. of, quote, "improperly, illegally, willfully and / or intentionally" letting the tape get out. His lawsuit claims that a Google search for "D.E.A. Agent Shoots Himself" gets 347,000 matches. . . and says the tape was broadcast on "Jimmy Kimmel Live", "CNN News" and "A Current Affair".


--Lee also says that since the tape was released, he's been the, quote, "target of jokes, derision, ridicule and disparaging comments" at, quote, "restaurants, grocery stores and airports. White supremacy organizations have used the tape to ridicule black Americans and [Lee] in particular." (???) (--Obviously Lee, for those of you who never saw the tape, is black.)


--Because of the tape, Lee hasn't been able to give any more gun safety lectures. . . and he can't work undercover anymore, either. . . so he's having trouble making money, too. The amount he's suing for hasn't been released. (The Smoking Gun)

Click here for video

Did mean ole Wynonna make Carrie cry?

Backstage at Monday's "CMT Music Awards", WYNONNA was asked for her opinion on CARRIE UNDERWOOD'S music. (--Right after Carrie won both Breakthrough Video of the Year. . . and Female Video of the Year.) Wynonna admitted she doesn't know much of Carrie's work, but did add that she's a good singer.


--And then she launched into what she REALLY thought. . . saying that it takes more than a good voice to make it today. . . and wishing for a new, bluesy female artist to come along because, in Wynonna's opinion, today's country singing is, quote, "VANILLA". Apparently she'd like to see more of an edgy, growling "breakthrough artist".


--What Our Chubby Wynonna didn't realize was that the night's "breakthrough artist" was standing behind a curtain nearby, waiting to be interviewed. And supposedly, Carrie became visibly TEARY-EYED as she listened to Wynonna slam the state of country music today. . . thinking, for good reason, that Wynonna was talking about HER.


--A few moments later, when Carrie was taking questions from the press, Wynonna barged back into the room to redeem herself. She blabbed on about not meaning for her comments to sound "that way". . . and offered Carrie this patronizing statement. . . quote, "I heard you tonight and said, 'That girl can really sang. . . s-a-n-g.'"

Here is a photo of the two together ... you decide.

Eyeful of Eva Longoria

"Maxim" magazine has constructed a huge copy of its new EVA LONGORIA cover on the desert floor in southern Nevada, to commemorate its 100th issue. The cover, depicting Eva in a bikini, is 75-by-110-feet, and sits just outside Primm, near the California border. It's made of vinyl-mesh screen and comes complete with this not-so-humble tag. . . "THE ONLY MAGAZINE BIG ENOUGH TO BE SEEN FROM SPACE -- AND ONLY IN VEGAS!" Can you really see this thing from space??? "Maxim" says you can. And they invite you to take a look yourself using the program Google Earth. Check it out here. . .


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Too soon for 911 flicks?

Is it too soon for 911 movies like United 93? Take a look at the trailer on the official movie site

United 93 Movie Site

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