Monday Makeover

Pam from Supercuts stopped by the studio this morning and treated Boogie to a makeover. She got rid of his John Davidson side comb and trimmed up his face - check out the pic.

Check out these Twins . . .

Kylie Hodgson gave birth to twin daughters. . .
one was black and the other one was blonde and fair-skinned

The Wifely Contract - Wow

Wow Wow Wow - You won't believe the "Wifely Contract" that 33-year old Travis Frey of Council Bluffs, Iowa, tried to make his wife sign. For the full story visit The Smoking Gun

Signs You're At A Bad Superbowl Party. . .

You can barely hear the game because everybody's discussing how deeply they were affected by "Brokeback Mountain".

You look around and realize that you're the only guy in the room not wearing a turban and a suicide vest.

By halftime, you realize that the bean bag chair you were sitting on is actually a hanging stomach roll of the morbidly obese woman sitting behind you on the couch.

Cindy Sheehan keeps trying to get in wearing an Eagles jersey.

It's being held at the bottom of a West Virginia mineshaft.

The host invites you to treat yourself to his imported, slightly undercooked Turkish poultry snacks.

The only "wardrobe malfunction" you witness is on the overweight guy in the ill-fitting Jerome Bettis jersey bending over to turn up the volume on the TV.

You keep getting hit on by the host's domestic partner.

Five minutes into the first quarter, the KARAOKE MACHINE comes out.

Three words: O'Doul's. . . on. . . TAP!!!

The only thing you see there in "high definition" are the oozing cold sores of the guy double-dipping in the salsa.

Five minutes into the game, the majority of the guys there vote to watch TiVo'd episodes of "Dancing with the Stars" instead.

The host said there would be plenty of chips, but the only one you see is Erik Estrada!

No one even thinks to make a funny visual joke out of two Swedish meatballs and a cocktail weenie.

One part of the room is sectioned off for Steelers fans, another is sectioned off for Seahawks fans, and a third is reserved for the guys who just came to see men in tight pants.

During halftime, all the guys arrange their chairs in a circle and "talk about their feelings".

The game takes a back seat to a heated argument over whether Mikhail Baryshnikov is the "TRUE LORD OF THE DANCE".

The host's supermodel-wife is doing her nude jumping jacks. . . and she keeps getting in the way of the damn TV!