Oh George George George

George Michael was popped napping behind the wheel for the second time.

But maybe that's safer than him actually driving anywhere—because when he eventually woke up he MOUNTED a central reservation and PLOUGHED straight into a bollard.

The guy who woke him up said, quote, "He was sweating heavily and had his iPod on. That's probably why he didn't hear all the angry tooting behind him. He got going again, but was weaving all over the place. . . He looked wasted. He just drove on."

Snooze you lose