Comedian GILBERT GOTTFRIED has been named the UNSEXIEST MAN IN THE WORLD... DUH

After pouring through thousands of photographs, millions of frames of movies and TV shows, the staff at thephoenix.com has compiled a list of the least sexy males on the planet.

Gilbert Gottfried: Rumor has it that Gilbert is the heir apparent to Uncle Milty when it comes to what he's packing, but that still can't save him. The parrot-voiced, pickled-face comic is to sexy what Kryptonite is to Superman.

Also making the list of the 100 UNSEXIEST men are MICHAEL JACKSON, JERRY SEINFELD, RON HOWARD, KEVIN FEDERLINE and CLAY AIKEN.



#1.) GILBERT GOTTFRIED

#2.) New York Yankees pitcher RANDY JOHNSON

#3.) ROGER EBERT

#4.) DR. PHIL

#5.) ALAN COLMES. . . (--The liberal punching bag for conservative jag-off SEAN HANNITY on the Fox News show "Hannity and Colmes".)

#6.) NICKELBACK singer CHAD KROEGER

#7.) R.E.M. bassist MIKE MILLS

#8.) OSAMA BIN LADEN

#9.) JAY LENO

#10.) DON IMUS