Amazing Christmas Lights

We receive emails constantly with links to videos, funny pics, and other timewasters but this one was honestly worth the visit. If you are a fan of Trans-Siberian Orchestra or even if you aren't, the Christmas light display that was produced by this videomaker is well worth the visit. Check this video out!

Tulsa Driller

Tulsa was beautiful - there is nothing quite like the Oklahoma skies and the beautiful landscape this time of year. As you know I am completely fascinated with odd tourist attractions and interesting places to see so while in Tulsa I had to stop and take a picture of the "Golden Driller". This is just one stop in my quest to see all the "big" statues in the Midwest. - Indie

The Doughboy Accident

Granted I have a low delight level but I found this Doughboy Accident clip to be one of the funnies clips I have seen in awhile.

Check it out for yourself by clicking here

Circus Cemetary Visit

Here is a photo from my recent visit to the Circus Cemetary in Hugo, Oklahoma. It is actually Mt. Olivet Cemetary but there is a large section that is dedicated to those having served the circus community in some form. Look for more roadtrip adventures - hoo hah! The rest of the photos will be posted on our soon to be updated website.

Be Still My Heart

Nothing says HOT quite like the crack of a man's hind end staring you right in the face. This is priceless!

HARD FACTS ABOUT HARD BODIES

Men's Health shares stats about weight-lifting, and how men really feel about getting all buffed up:

2 out of 3 men have tried to make their pecs "dance."

79% of men have flexed in front of a mirror.

The muscles that men feel most self-conscious about? Abs.

The percentage of body fat needed for cover-model abs: Less than 8.

The average guy lifts weights 3 days a week and can bench press 168 pounds.

That puts him 837 pounds shy of the world record.

1 in 3 men have dropped weights on themselves.

17% of men have attempted lifting a crazy amount of weight to impress a girl.

2 out of 3 men wouldn't sleep with a woman if she had bigger biceps than them.

There are 650 muscles in a man's body. 143 are used during sex.

Humor for Drunks

Now this is a town with a sense of humor. Somehow I doubt the Highway Patrol has the same silly wit as the drunken prisoner that made the sign.

Can't You Read Boy?

Who is the genius that developed this campaign?

Sex Sells Sandwiches!

Who says sex doesn't sell in conservative times? Take a look at this Subway billboard.

SEVEN LAWS OF FIRST-DATE ETIQUETTE

When it comes to dating and mating, women are the judges and the jury, according to Men's Health magazine. Here are top rules that can make or break a date:

Help her with her coat.

Turn off your cell phone. If you've forgotten to turn it off and it rings, turn it off immediately without checking who's calling. Apologize.

Always take the seat facing the wall. The woman faces the room. This automatically prevents you from eyeing other women.

Ignore her chest -- even if she's wearing a shirt so sheer it seems made of gauze, do not steal furtive glances at her breasts. If she catches you doing so, she will respect you less.

Tell her what you're thinking about ordering as you're looking at the menu. (She's waiting to see if you're going to order an appetizer.)

Ask for her opinion when choosing wine, but don't ask her to select the specific bottle. (She's assuming that you're going to treat to dinner but she doesn't have a clue as to what you want to spend.)

Offer her a taste of something.

Pay the bill FAST -- without consulting your date. And don't ask her what you should leave for a tip because it will look like you're trying to show her how much you just spent on dinner. Tacky.

Strange Sightings in Oklahoma

Granted I am easily amused but while traveling through parts of Oklahoma, I couldn't stop chuckling at the name of one of the convenience stores that I shopped. In fact, I was so tickled by the owners choice of names for the store that I had to return just to snap a photo. If they had not been out of travel mugs, I would have purchased a case of them just to give as gifts to my friends. Please feel free to send me your odd findings while traveling.

Email them to indiemichaels@yahoo.com

Derek the Intern Takes a Bride!

Derek the Intern was married on Saturday afternoon. As you can see from the photos, it was a lovely event and the wedding ceremony was performed by our own Rev. Indie Michaels. What were they thinking?

The first photo is a very nervous groom that is trying desperately to maintain his composure. In the second photo the happy couple has just completed their vows and are attempting to absorb it all. Finally, the third photo and without doubt our favorite shows the happy couple breathing a sigh of relief and turning to their respective devices (smoking and boozing).

We wish Derek and Angel many years of wedding ummm bliss.

Boogie and The Pink Shirt

I am not sure what possessed my partner to not only purchase a pink t-shirt but to actually wear it around me at the studio. Surely he knew that was opening himself up to intense ridicule. Now after viewing the photo you might tend to agree with him that the shirt is indeed Salmon in color and not pink but I assure you that is simply a lighting issue. This shirt screamed "Pink Shirt Bought In Women's Dept!" and I only pray that he wears it again soon as I had a wicked good time heckling him about it. Still laughing, Indie.

Collection of Women and Dog Pics?

Marcus started collecting photographs back in 1998 when he found a photograph of a woman and a dog in the pages of a second hand book he bought from a second hand bookshop. He enjoyed the photograph and kept it as a bookmark when reading the book in question. Then a few months later he was in a charity shop and in a cardboard box of old photos discovered another picture of a pretty woman with another dog. He immediately realised that this second picture could be the start of a collection and viola! a strange hobby was born.

This could all be very innocent indeed but in my book, this falls under the chapter of strange fetishes.

Check it out for yourself by clicking below:

Women and Dog Pictures by Marcus

Simple Rules For Dating My Daughter

In my nightly pursuit of something to entertain me online, I ran across this site by a management consultant named Jack Yoest. In all honesty his site really holds no entertainment value unless of course you are in need of consulting services or just like reading that will lull you to sleep. However, one page in particular caught my attention - it would seem that Mr. Yoest has a sense of humor and it shows in his list of tips for dating his daughters.

Visit the link below for a light chuckle:

Thinking About Dating My Daughters?

2005 Darwin Awards

Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.

Visit the link below to read some of the most insane stories of human stupidity:
2005 Darwin Awards